My mom was telling me this little story about her clinical experience. It's about horny old patients that young nurses should STAY AWAY FROM..

Okay, so my mother works in a surgical ward and she has to do the bedside work: giving medicine, IV, drainage, etc.

She ends up taking care of this 69-year-old East Indian patient whom she had to wash that night. She rinses his backside and she asks the old nub to clean his crotch area himself since it's a private thing he should do. The old ass hole says, "You do it". My mom really didn't want to, but it kind of is on the job description...

While she cleaned his torso, the old fart says, "You turn me on". My mother freaks out, but doesn't show it. She didn't say anything and pretended to ignore him. He then starts getting an erection (LOL) and gave this evil smile. My mother, obviously seeing this patient's "aroused state", panics and quickly puts a towel on him to cover his exposed manhood. Persistent, he kept removing the towel to show off his wood. The stupid old n00b then bluntly asks, "Can I touch you?".

Mother is now pissed and annoyed. She states, "What you're doing is completely inappropriate and I will have to report you". So she does. The head nurse tells the old man that he'll have a record and if he continues to abuse the nurses like he did, he will get kicked out of the hospital and no other institutions will take care of him.

Moral of the story, don't take advantage of nurses. They're nice because they have to be. Don't abuse that.

Oh God, I will never work with old people. I've decided to work at the Children's Hospital when I get my BSN. Yep yep.

Is it true that birth control pills will force your body to gain weight? Apparently the pill makes your body hoard as much fat as possible. Is this a fact or just a rumour?

There's this guy in my Psych class. He's nice and he approached me today. He asked me if I could send him the notes if he ever misses class. I said sure. I was sitting down and he was standing about a meter away from me. Here's the question: How do you tell someone nicely, without embarrassing them, that their fly is open? For me, I didn't say anything. I pretended not to notice.

Okay, so you're sitting in class. The class has tables and several stools around them. The girl near you can't feel the breeze blowing through her ass crack and she does not realize that her jeans fail to cover half of her rear end. To make things more interesting for you, she looks like Paris Hilton. The guys near you see this and snicker quietly. What do you do?
For me, once again, I try to ignore. I wanted to say something to her, but she's a snob and a priss. I'll let her bask in the spotlight for awhile XD.

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I WANT FFXII, despite the fact that the hero (Vaan ??) is such a woman and a honger. The graphics look so hump-worthy.

So uh....ladies, I need your help deciding. This question is probably best targeted towards the ...experienced ones.

I'm going to back to the Youth Clinic to get some contraceptives.

Which one should I use?
The pill - 1 pill taken at the SAME TIME daily.

The patch - leave it for three weeks and have a patch-free week (induces period and makes the breasts swollen=/)

Or the Nuva Ring - rubbery ring that you leave inside the vagina for a week and it secretes contraceptive chemical junk.

Opinion, plox?

As much as I love my brother, I think he's a little n00b who ends up making himself look like dumbass most of the time.

Bryant needs a dictionary
There is a moral to this story...don't use big words you can't define.
Bryant: Oh my God, I saw this movie and it was crazy.
Raquel: A movie from badjojo? (badjojo = porn site)
Bryant: YA.
Allin: What was it about?
Bryant: This black guy and this hot asian chick. It was sick.
Raquel: Why?
Bryant: His cock was so huge. It was really big. Almost scary. I don't think the asian girl liked it.
Allin: o___O;; You're just jealous because yours is only 2" long. -insert LOL here-
Bryant: So? I....what's that word...(Bryant is trying to find the word envy).. I'm aroused by it.
Allin: -dies of laughter-
Raquel: Aroused? Do you know what that means?
Bryant: Jealous?
Raquel: NO, YOU DOUCHEBAG.
Bryant: What's that other word then?
Raquel: Envious? Envy?
Bryant: YAAA..

Bryant gets caught
This is why you have to make sure that people are asleep before you watch porn
Porn on channel 13...
Dad: What are you watching? Is that porn?!?
Bryant: -freaks out- NO!...porn music in the background
Dad: You're watching porn!
Bryant: NO! Girl and guy moaning in the background...Bryant quickly changes channel
Dad: -lolz and walks out-

Yeah, my brother's hilarious.

I met a new friend at Langara today. His name is Jude.

He's the white version of Mr. Yee, but with a lip and ear piercing.

He says, "Like totally" a lot.

In conclusion: He's nice and pretty cool =)...for a fruit.

FUCK. I had to line up to buy my books at the bookstore. IT TOOK ME MORE THAN 2 HOURS TO GET INSIDE. The line was sick. A single file line stretched from the center of the building, around the hallways, outside past the parking lot, and ended just a few meters from the sidewalk...shittiest experience ever.

So uh....I bought 3 books. Came to a total of 220 dollars.

Did I mention I'm not paying for my college tuition?...or my books?

Having asian parents has its perks.